This is a quite risky section to put here.
I have asked my students to bring me a joke in English to put here. The joke has to be quite clean, not offensive to anybody in particular and if possible actually funny. As we all know if you don't tell jokes about sex, politics or religion there is almost nothing left but we are going to try anyway.
Norbert has sent me this joke. If anyone can understand it please explain it to me! Is this funny?
Once the dinosaurs looked badly at Chuck Norris, ONLY ONCE!
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep,he waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt, because hunting can fail,Chuck Norris goes to kill...
Chuck Norris got an infinite number... twice.
Chuck Norris is 1/8 cherokee. It's not for his parents, but because he ate a cherokee!
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but death doesn't dare to tell him.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you,if you can't see Chuck Norris, it's probably because you are going to die in seconds.
Mayte sent me this joke.
What is the difference between a cat and a dog?
Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be Gods;
Cats instead think: HUmans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be God.